Miner Tom said Steve's wolf collided with and damaged his "Diamond Leggings with Unbreaking III". During compensation, Jack gave him 10 sheets of "Silk Touch Enchanted Paper".
When they activated them at the Villager Trading Post, the enchanted paper suddenly disappeared - they were actually "Curse of Vanishing" counterfeit notes. Jack defended himself in the Achievement Tribunal: "Wolf attacks don't trigger entity collision damage either."
A child was on his way to deliver lunch to his father when he saw a worker cleaning a sewer. Curiously stopping, he said, "A few days ago, my brother's minecoin fell down here."
The worker's eyes immediately lit up, but he pretended to be nonchalant: "Hurry along with the meal, child, before it gets cold."
After the father finished eating, the child carried the empty lunchbox home. He found the worker still sweating profusely and stirring the muddy water in the sewer. Seeing the child return, the worker straightened up and asked, "Are you certain the minecoin fell here?"
"Absolutely," the child replied. "The very next day, my father retrieved it from right here."
Steve burst into the village post station, iron golems clanking aside. He slammed a shulker box onto the oak counter: "To the End Cities! Now!"
The postmaster villager's trade interface lit up with emerald icons: "Priority delivery? 32 emeralds." Steve frantically checked his inventory, revealing only 1.5 emeralds in his leather pouch.
*Beep* The villager switched tiers: "Overland jungle route...19 emeralds!" Steve winced.
"What's your actual budget?" The villager's nose twitched impatiently. "Uh...one and half?" Steve showed a fractured emerald shard.
"Reggie!" The villager barked toward the loom room, "Bring the phantom cage from that dungeon raid!" A weathered oak sign warned: 『WARNING! 50% Curse of Vanishing』
"Counts as express airmail!" the villager declared as chains rattled, revealing a caged phantom screeching in the backroom.
Alice said to Steve, "Am I as beautiful as a diamond block?" Steve replied, "I’m afraid the Enderman will steal you away."
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