Our Short Stories
Steve was taking an exam on Minecraft history.
The instructor asked him three questions, but the steve couldn't answer any.
To give him a chance to pass, the instructor finally asked:
"Who invented Minecraft?"
"... [silence]"
Losing patience, the instructor snapped:
"NOTCH!"
The student immediately bolted for the door. Amused, the instructor called out:
"Hey, where are you going?"
"Sorry, sir! Didn't you just call for the next candidate—'Nausch'?"
A man in black cheered from the sidelines of the boxing ring when the zombie landed a heavy hit on Steve. He also cheered when Steve knocked the zombie down. The audience had no idea which fighter he had bet on.According to our reporter, the man in black is a dentist.
Steve used to get upset when people called him a pig, but today when someone said it, he actually felt happy. A reporter mentioned that the reason is the price of pork skyrocketed that day.
Steve has spent two decades behind the wheel without a single client complaint. His impeccable track record is now under scrutiny, with some suggesting it's too flawless to be genuine. While funeral directors note that hearse passengers aren't exactly in a position to leave reviews, the absence of complaints speaks to Steve's professional discretion.
Steve had no hair, and on this day he saw a Steve 2 with thick hair
Steve 1 is jealous of others; he wishes Steve 2 was bald like him. Steve 1 is a bad person. The police will punish Steve 1.
