nostory

A collection of jokes

During an oral history exam, a professor posed three questions the student couldn’t answer.
Offering a final chance to pass, the professor asked:
"Who discovered the Americas?"
"... [stunned silence]"
Exasperated, the professor snapped:
"CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!"
The student instantly bolted toward the exit. The professor called out in astonishment:
"Young man! Why are you leaving?"
"Apologies, sir! Didn’t you just say ’Call the next’?"

The teacher confronted a student:
"Your exam paper is plagiarized, isn't it?"
"Well... I did copy bits and pieces," the student admitted, "but not all of it."
The teacher raised an eyebrow:
"Then which parts aren't copied?"
"Uh... my name, at least?"

Bog was the star of the university basketball team, but always struggled with exams.

The math professor asked, "Your court skills are ace, why can't you ace tests?"

Bog shrugged: "On court we play team ball, but exams bench my teammates."

A collection of jokes

Teacher: "Claude, you copied from Maude during yesterday's exam, didn't you?"

Claude: "Yeah, but how'd you catch me?"

Teacher: "Maude wrote 'No clue' for Question 10. Your version said 'Double no clue'."

Peter: "Why were you staring at the proctor's eyes during the history test?"

Tom: "Got a question I couldn't crack."

Peter: "But teachers don't write answers on their eyelids!"

Tom: "The moment his eyes wander off – bingo! My buddy's answer sheet comes into view."

Medical School Final Exam Hall

Student X was racking his brain over the question: "Describe three clinical methods to induce profuse sweating in a patient."

After 20 minutes of blank staring, he scrawled in desperation:

"At this institution, we simply guarantee results by having them sit through our final exams."